Top 25 Google Autocomplete part1






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how do you know if you're dead

 

 

 

 

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That’s What I’ve Been Saying!

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edward is a 108 year old virgin so he's obviously got issues

 

 

 

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Eat Them And Gain Their Powers!


how to raise your iq by eating gifted children

 

 

 

Yeah but keep in mind that truly gifted children are less likely to be lured into your candy house.

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Pretty Much EveryoneQuantcast


who wants a cheap rhinoceros

 

 

 

Not as many people as those who want a mustache ride. *shudder*

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i really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight

 

 

 

Okay, calm down Jeff Goldblum.

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do midgets have night vision

 

 

 

Yes, but they can only see your pants coming.

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That’s A Damn Good Question


how do koalas get chlamydia

 

 

 

 

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Schrodinger’s Chair


it's weird that chairs even exist when you're not sitting in them

 

 

 

Don’t stand up, things might get weird.

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Everyone’s Afraid Of The Norris

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google won't search for chuck norris because it knows you don't find chuck norris he finds you

 

 

 

If you think Chuck Norris’ Google bombs are scary, wait until you see his dirty bombs.

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The Ouroboros Conundrum

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if i ate myself would i become twice as big or disappear completely

Autocomplete Me doesn’t condone auto-cannibalism.

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That’s A Good Question… With A Complex Answer

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why can't i own a canadian?

 

 

 

Did you mean: Why can’t I own a hockey team?

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I Am The Emperor Of Candyland!!!

one day i will rule candyland with an iron fist

 

 

 

Crack that whip, Lord Licorice!

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She’s Just Happy To Get Out Of The House

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i used my grandma as a skateboard

 

 

 

 

Tony Hawk is so insensitive.

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So Many Questions

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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

 

 

 

Google doesn’t know. Why don’t you try asking the man in the mirror, hmmmmm?

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Is This An Official Phobia?

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i am extremely terrified of chinese people

 

 

 

 

Aw, that’s okay Google. Chinese people are extremely terrified of you because you’re always calling ‘em out on their Engrish.

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what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad

 

 

 

Mmm hmmm, I bet you’re gonna toss that salad too.

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I Approve This Concept

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i like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger

 

 

 

And I like to think of Jesus as a hunky woodsman who will craft me a cabin out of red maple using only his bare hands and a pickaxe. We all have our soul saving fantasies.

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Thanks Mom


sometimes when i look at my children i say to myself lillian you should have remained a virgin

 

 

 

 

Oh, Lillian. Just wait until your children write a tell all.

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Oh To Be Young And Stupid

is there anyway i can get this popular guy to get me pregnant

 

 

 

 

Related searches: life regrets, big mistakes, how many roofies per pound

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I Hear YaQuantcast

omg i so need a glass of wine or i'm gonna sell my kids

Will that glass of wine also stop me from selling my soul?

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That’s What You Get For Having The Computer In The Den

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help a bear is eating me

 

 

 

Design tip: Woodsy decor out this year.

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Don’t We All. Don’t We All…

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i barely knew who perez hilton was before this morning but now i wanna punch him too

 

 

 

Suuuure, Google, you “barely know” who Perez Hilton is, eh? Last I checked, you were one of his biggest proponents. This change of heart couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that he drew a penis on your face, could it?

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Somehow Comforting

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google is watching you

 

 

 

Yeah, Google tucks me in and then goes off to watch porn. Just like my regular babysitter.

Submitted By: Anonymous

African Or European?


the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow

 

 

 

Eff that. I want to know the air speed velocity of a swallow that’s carrying my groceries.

Submitted By: Anonymous

Fun For The Whole Family

i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur
And then I like to play Ice Age by locking my sister in the freezer!

 

 

 

Submitted By: Anonymous

Someone Doesn’t Want A Letter Of Recommendation

how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time

Asking Google instead of thinking outside the box. This is exactly why we’re letting you go,

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