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That’s What I’ve Been Saying!
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Eat Them And Gain Their Powers!
Yeah but keep in mind that truly gifted children are less likely to be lured into your candy house.
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Pretty Much Everyone
Not as many people as those who want a mustache ride. *shudder*
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Things To Wish On Your Worst Enemy
Okay, calm down Jeff Goldblum.
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I Think So.
Yes, but they can only see your pants coming.
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That’s A Damn Good Question
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Schrodinger’s Chair
Don’t stand up, things might get weird.
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Everyone’s Afraid Of The Norris
If you think Chuck Norris’ Google bombs are scary, wait until you see his dirty bombs.
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The Ouroboros Conundrum
Autocomplete Me doesn’t condone auto-cannibalism.
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That’s A Good Question… With A Complex Answer
Did you mean: Why can’t I own a hockey team?
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I Am The Emperor Of Candyland!!!
Crack that whip, Lord Licorice!
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She’s Just Happy To Get Out Of The House
Tony Hawk is so insensitive.
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So Many Questions
Google doesn’t know. Why don’t you try asking the man in the mirror, hmmmmm?
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Is This An Official Phobia?
Aw, that’s okay Google. Chinese people are extremely terrified of you because you’re always calling ‘em out on their Engrish.
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Mmm, Strawberries
Mmm hmmm, I bet you’re gonna toss that salad too.
Submitted By: Anonymous
I Approve This Concept
And I like to think of Jesus as a hunky woodsman who will craft me a cabin out of red maple using only his bare hands and a pickaxe. We all have our soul saving fantasies.
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Thanks Mom
Oh, Lillian. Just wait until your children write a tell all.
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Oh To Be Young And Stupid
Related searches: life regrets, big mistakes, how many roofies per pound
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I Hear Ya
Will that glass of wine also stop me from selling my soul?
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That’s What You Get For Having The Computer In The Den
Design tip: Woodsy decor out this year.
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Don’t We All. Don’t We All…
Suuuure, Google, you “barely know” who Perez Hilton is, eh? Last I checked, you were one of his biggest proponents. This change of heart couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that he drew a penis on your face, could it?
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Somehow Comforting
Yeah, Google tucks me in and then goes off to watch porn. Just like my regular babysitter.
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African Or European?
Eff that. I want to know the air speed velocity of a swallow that’s carrying my groceries.
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Fun For The Whole Family
And then I like to play Ice Age by locking my sister in the freezer!
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Someone Doesn’t Want A Letter Of Recommendation
Asking Google instead of thinking outside the box. This is exactly why we’re letting you go,
